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Episode 160
(Jan. 9, 2002)

GUEST ARTIST WEEK
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What the heck is         []      It's my new time machine! Do
this supposed to be?   .-==-.    you like the design?
                `      |[][]|    ,
                 ~..   |[][]|  OO
                  >>   |[][]| .||.
                __|\___|____|__dd___________



Not particularly. Does   []      But of course! Would you like
it actually work?      .-==-.    a demonstration?
                `      |[][]|    ,
                 ~..   |[][]| \OO
                 .>>.  |[][]|  ||.
                __||___|____|__dd___________


How could I say no?      []      Stand back!
No! Oh, go on          .-==-.    Here goes...
then...         `      |[][]|    ,
                 ~..   |[][]|  OO
                 .>>.  |[][]| -||.
                __||___|____|__dd___________


              It is 10:45am  []      
                         ` .-==-.    Amazing, huh?
                           |[][]|          ,
                 ~--       |[][]|        OO
                 .>>.      |[][]|       .||.
                __||_______|____|________dd___________


LATER...

 Not this stupid Time     []      Don't worry. I've ironed out
 Machine again...       .-==-.    the bugs and now it works
                 `      |[][]|    ,  perfectly.
                  ~--   |[][]|  OO
                  .>>,  |[][]| .||.
                 __||___|____|__dd___________


 Why do I have this       []      Don't worry. Nothing could
 impending feeling of   .-==-.    possibly go wrong... er,
 doom...         `      |[][]|    , stand back anyway.
                  ~..   |[][]|  OO
                  .>>,  |[][]| -||.
                 __/|___|____|__dd___________



 Nothing happened, idiot.    []
 I thought you said you'd  .-==-.    Er... behind you...
 ironed out the  `         |[][]|        ,
 bugs!            ~..      |[][]|      OO
                  .>>.     |[][]|     -||.
                 __||______|____|______dd___________



                             []
 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!      .-==-.
                 `         |[][]|
             OO    ..~     |[][]|      OO
            .||.  \<</     |[][]|     .||.
         ____bb____//______|____|______dd___________



 Probability of termination  []
 once joke is discovered   .-==-.    Heh. Still worth it.
 over 99%.  `              |[][]|        ,
            ~==            |[][]|      OO
            .||OO          |[][]|     .||.
E_Z      ____bb___=^-~_____|____|______dd___________