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Episode 81
(Oct. 22, 2001)

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 Now I'm really confused. You said you
  bought the robot from IKEA, right?    Yeah?
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          So why does it speak
      Japanese instead of Swedish?      Duh!
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               I bought it from the Japanese branch of IKEA,
                obviously. You think they make robots like
                 that in Sweden? I mean, come on, Linda...
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