llizard as seen in newsgroups and/or chatrooms (g-p) by llizard (aka ejm) page 2 (g-p) golf: |5> ,^^%--- ha I think I'm winning... | __<_/ \ ha I got the highest score! | | > ha | | >,^ | | / \ ejm97 |o.... . ._| \ \ gunslinger: (dialogue stolen from the movie "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore") __M__ ,^%--- / <| \ Howdy Partner... \_< \ when I count three, @| ` draw! \] ^'|\ ejm97 / | __M__ ,^%--- / <| \ One... two... three... \_< \ @| ` \] ^'|\ ejm97 / | __M__ ,^%--- <| \ Draw!! <\ < `/@== \] ^'|\ ejm97 / | __M__ ha ,^%--- ha <| \ ha Yah missed, Sidewinder... <\ < `/@== \] ^'|\ ejm97 / | handcuffs: ,^^%--- Oh oh!... /<\ \ How do you open these things, anyway? \-m <--(key) hat: _ (o) / ,^^^, I take my hat off < \ ^%=== to you, Sir < ' < ^' ejm97 " __/) .-(__(=: | _ \) (\__ | / \ :=)__)-|/ __/) (/ |-(__(=: ,^%--- I've been _ | _ \) < \ looking for a ( \ | / ) <\ new hat \|/ < \ | < _/~\_ ^,< [XXXXXXXXX] ejm97 |\ | | | \ | | __/) .-(__(=: | _ \) (\__ | / \ :=)__)-|/ __/) (/ |-(__(=: _ | _ \) ( \ | / ) \|/ | ,^^^,_/~\_ < \ ^^%--- < \ \ oh, oh... too HEAVY! < ^,< [XXXXXXXXX] |\ | | ejm97 | \ | | __/) .-(__(=: | \) _/v\_ / ,^%--- \< \ This one's a little better... <\ but it still looks a bit < \ ridiculous, don't you think? < ^'|\ ejm97 / | _/v\_ / ,^%--- \< \ I rather like this one... <\ < \ < ^,< ejm97 |\ | \ / ,^%--- \< \ Ummm... another new hat? For me??? <\ ___ < \/ _ \ heh, heh, heh.... < | (_) | ^,< \___/ ejm97 |\ | \ _ ___/_\___ / ,^%--- \< \ Excellent! I've needed a nice <\ broad brim to keep the sun off my nose. < \ ^,< ejm97 |\ | \ horse: / / (/ ha _,, '| ,^%--- ha "-=\; \< \ ha _ \\; _/ > _\| \___>^^ \ \/\ ( )~~~ | \ ejm98 / / juggling: o o o---%^^, / __>_/o o > o __>,^ \ / ~ \ ejm97 ~ and unicycling at the same time: o o o ---%^^, / __>_/o o > o __>,^ \ / ~|\ |~ - ( * ) ejm97 - o o / ,^%--- \<__ \ o < __>,^ o \ / ~|\ o |~ - o ejm97 ( * ) - _ / o ejm97 \ \ o /\vvv^.^%--- ^, \ \ o - ____| \ o ( * ) ` o - o ejm97 / /\ / ^'< - ____| < / ( * ) ` \_<| / OW - o o '^%--- o o oo - ( * ) ,^%--- o - /< \ The doctor said I'd only _ooo__/_ \<| need the cane for 6 months... } { < \ } TRASH { ^,< 7 } BIN { |\ | ejm97 }_______{ o // | kayak: (\ ,^%--- ejm97 \__> \ These things are tippy! \/> ______\_>,^__ ~-~-~`-----\----'~-~-~ ~-~-~- -~-~\~-~-~ kite: #+# + + #/##+ + ###\/#### + #####'##### ,^%--- ###}#{'## . < \ Rats... # }{{ '# ' \/> ejm97 }}{ ' > ' >,^ ' /| ' | \ knight: -')----- / / My armor is ,^^^%--- only < / _ \ slightly tarnished < \/ \ < (ejm) < \_/ ^'/\ ejm97 / | laughing: ha ^^^^%--- ha " \ ha I also did a llittle llizard gif of the same llaughing llizard. ha ,^ ha -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ha ha / " " ejm96 / ha ha ha ha ha ha ha /\_/\ ha ha <((((((((((_----_(@ @) ha ,^ ( \ / ha -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ /|/-\|\ V ha ha ha / " " ejm97 " " " " / Hmmm. I suppose that llizard laughing at the poor raccoon _is_ rather like the pot calling the kettle black.... /\ ha ,^^^%--- ha < \/ \ ha < < < < __. ^^ \ ejm97 ' ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha \ | ha \ | / ----%^^')/ < < < < < __. ^^ \ ejm97 ' ,^ ha ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ha -----%^^ " " ha ha / (oops. I laughed my head off.) ejm96 / lightning: _____________ |/, //, ,///,/| |,/, /, / , //| a t? |_//__,__/_,__| z ! z |.^@@--- a ! |<_ _\wh______..| ejm98 | ||:::::::::::| ______________ |/, `.\ ,///,/| |, __`\/ , //,| | ,`. _\// ,/| | , `.\ / , //| a t? |_//__,`\__/,__| z ! z |.^@@--- a ! |<_ _\wh______..| ejm | ||:::::::::::| living room: ............... :@___________@: }| -#-----|{ }| \ |{ }| ===%^^, |{ }|=#-@@ /> |{ .___ }| \/ > |{ | ) }| ___>,^ |{ ___.--------'``````:``````'--------.___ | (_) }| //| | |{ ( | : | ) | }|________ejm|{ \ ,;,,, : | / | :@...........@: |\%%%%\___________:__________/~~~~~/| | / ,\%%%%\ | / @*@ /, \ | __ ha /_ / ````` | ~~~~~~ \ _\ .+. \,^^%--- ha (@l)_ ___ ___ _ _| __ __ __ ___(@l) +.+ < \ ha ||__________________|__________________|| .+.<_/ ||_____________________________________|| +.+))__ Gorgeous! /_|_________________________________ldb_|_\ .+.+.+.)_ +.+.+.+| \\ Many thanks to shedragon for the chesterfield. mailbox: ______ , | MAIL |=%^^ > |_BOX__|__ / > || " > || > || > _||_ '^ " ? ______ .^%=== | MAIL | < |_BOX__|__ / > || " > || > || > _||_ '^ " *sigh* ______ .^%=== | MAIL | < |_BOX__|__ / > || " > || > || > _||_ '^ " ______ .^%--- | MAIL | < \ empty |_BOX__|__ / > || " > || > || > _||_ '^ " , ______ %^^ > | MAIL | /" > |_BOX__|/ > || > || > _||_ '^ " _____ |[] | |[]}} | | }} | | }} | ---"--- \ ha ______ .^%--- ha | MAIL | < \ ha |_BOX__|__ / > || " > || > || > _||_ '^ " mascarade: (| (\ >| >;\>;| >;:\;|) ha >;;;\&===^^^%--- ha >;;:|( /< \ ha I LOVE parties! >;;/ _/ <\ >;/ / \ < \/-')----- I wonder if there will be shrimp cocktail? (/ (ejm)< \_/ < ^'/\ ejm97 / | medal: ha ha ,^ ha -----%^|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ha ha / || " " / |/ ejm96 (*) Smarter than the average llizard I'm so smart, I received the medal of brain excellence! ,^ -----@)@)^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ jag tappade hakan / _/\_" " (my jaw dropped) / \ / |/\| ejm96 mirror: ............... / :@___________@: / ha }| \ |{ ,^^^%--- ha }| ---%^^^, |{ all those flies < \ \ ha }| / / > |{ and still < \ }| / > |{ so < }| > |{ THIN! < }| > |{ < __. }| .__ > |{ ^^ \ }| / ^ |{ ' }|______'____|{ ejm97 .@...........@. ................ :@____________@: /\ }| /\ |{ No more parachutists ,^^^%--- }| ---%^^^, |{ for me! < \/ \ Augh! }| / \/ > |{ <\ }| /> |{ < ) }| ( > |{ |{ < }| > |{ ^^' }| '^|{ " }|_______"____|{ ejm97 .@............@. painting: And now, back to the drawing board... with apologies to Magritte, "This is NOT an artist" ,---~ __|__ / ha | | SHhhh!!! ,^^^%--- ha | # | < \ \ ha |#### | "Artiste" at work < \ ____ | )( | < (o #) _|_____|_ < ~--' /|\ < / | \ < ejm97 / | \ (oh, yeah. right....) ^^ / | \ " ,---~ _____|_____ / ha | ___| ,^^^%--- ha | ---@./ww | < \ \ ha | (\ | < \ ____ | "` | < (o w) _|___________|_ < ~--' /|\ < / | \ < / | \ ^^ / | \ " ,---~ _____|_____ / ha |_ | ,^^^%--- ha |_)-| __/) | < \ \ ha | |-(__(=:| < \ ____ | | \) | < (o w) _|___________|_ < ~--' /|\ < / | \ < / | \ ^^ / | \ " Arjan Kenter wrote one day in the newsgroup "This raises the question, though, how we could put our signatures on the backsides of our ascii art..." My reply: ______|______ | | | !!! ha | ~---, |^^^^%--- ha | \_,^%--- | " \ ha | /< \ Hmmm... |_____________| ____/ > /|\ (# o) > / | \ '--~ /|^^ ejm97 / | \ | \ ______|______ | | | !!! ha | |^^^^%--- ha |\_,^%--- | " \ ha |__/> \ That is a tricky one... |______~---___| > /|\ ____ > / | \ (# o) /|^^ ejm97 / | \ '--~ / \ | /|\ | | |*flip* ===============\_,^%--- | | | __/< \ But not so hard... _|_~---_ > /|\ ____ > / | \ (# o) /|^^ ejm97 / | \ '--~ / \ ______|______ | |*flip* | | | |\_,^%--- | |__/< \ to solve... |______~---___| > /|\ ____ > / | \ (# o) /|^^ ejm97 / | \ '--~ / \ ______|______ | | | | ~---, | ejm97 | \_,^%--- | | /< \ See? |_____________| ____/ > /|\ (# o) > / | \ '--~ /|^^ / | \ | \ I have done a ridiculous htmllizard colour experiment that probably only works in Netscape Navigator 3.01. _____|_____ |\ ||||| /| | \ ||||| / | I can't imagine why, | \|||||/ | but some people seem | (-o,o-) | ~---, to care to know | \ c / | \_,^%--- what I really | ,`-'. | /> \ look like | .-\/@\/-. | ___/ > _|/_________\|_ (# o) > Click on the bottom of /|\ '-~ /|^^ the easel to see one of the few / | \ ejm | \ photos of me that we have scanned ____|_____ ,~, Eve| ))) | ((((, ( | \) \_(,) | (( \ | ~---, |/` \ | \_,^%--- (| (/ | /> \ I just finished this portrait -_ -_ | ___/ > of Eve, that I based on my __________|_ (# o) > drawing of Salome. /|\ '-~ /|^^ (That pose really does work / | \ ejm98 | \ in ASCII-art!) parachute: _ .-' '-. / \ \^^^|^^^/ \ | / \ | / / \|/^^%--- [<\ \ Whee!! < ^,< _/\ ejm97 / photocopier: ha ________ .^%--- ha one small step | PHOTO | < \ ha for a llizard, | COPIER_|__ / > one GIANT step for ??? | | " > | | > | | > |____|___ '^ ejm97 " ____ | ___|_ ______|| | \ ____|| | \\ __|| | \\\ || | \\\||_____| \ ha ________ .^%--- ha | PHOTO | < \ ha | COPIER_|__ / > | | " > | | > | | > |____|___ '^ ejm97 " *oh, oh...* ________ | PHOTO |=%^^'> | COPIER_|__ / > | | " > | | > | | > |____|___ '^ ejm97 " |\ | > |/| | ha " ________ ha / | PHOTO | ha ---%^^'> | COPIER_|__ ha / / > | | " > | | > | | > |____|___ '^ ejm97 " ha ___ _____ ha | P< | CO>>PIER_|__ ha / / > | < < / " > | \// | > | | |\ | > |____|___ | > '^ ejm97 |/ " / ___ _____ \ | P< >PIER_|__ / > \ That's fixed it | < < / " > for sure. | \// | > | | |\ | > |____|___ | > '^ ejm97 |/ " piano: _____ | | \ | | \ | | \___ | | \ | | \ ,^%===_|_|___________| <\/ /____|____________) . < \_|__________________| |<__ | )( )( | |\\ :| )( ejm 97 )( _______ / | / | ___/ | / | / / |_ \,^%--- (_______________|_\ \/< \ THIS is a piano! |__________________|_ > . )( )( | __>| )( ejm 97 )( |: //| | _______ / | ____ / | \/ | / ___/ | / \ \ | /| / / | \ \/ |__ /_| / \ / |_---%^, / | /___\__ (_______________|_\ / /> |__________________|_/ > ________| )( )( | __>^^ )( ejm )( |: //| | _______ / | / | ___/ | / | / ha / |_ \,^^%--- ha Consider yourself lucky (_______________|_\ _/< \ ha that you can't hear |__________________|_ __>^^ what this sounds like! )( )( | //| | )( ejm 97 )( |: (I play very badly....) ____ _______ |) | / | ,|)) |) / | |____ / | I / | | | ___/ | | / \ / / |__| |_______ / | |/ /__/ / |_ ,>% (_______________|_\ \/< |__________________|_/ > )( )( | __>|^ )( ejm )( |: //| | ____ (` _______ |) | ` / | ,\/(' + |) / | |____ \ / | I (|()| \ (; / | | | \_) ___/ | | / ,| x \\ \ / / |__| |_______ / | |/ \ /__/ / |_ ,>% (_______________|_\ \/< |__________________|_/ > )( )( | __>|^ )( ejm )( |: //| | pirate: <@. Arrr, (\ ,^ me -----%^^")^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hearties!!! / " " / placard: In reply to a drawing in alt.ascii-art of a vicious looking dog: Shouldn't you have a warning sign posted? ________ | BEWARE | | OF | | DOG! | |________| | | .^%--- | < \ Here you go. \/ > > > ejm97 /\'^ \ \ ,^%--- Yikes! There are _.__< \ vicious dogs everywhere! (_.-- > ____________ .____N\ ____ - __>,^- ________ `vvv @ )_____) ___ * ) \ ( * ) __________________ / _|/---\\_ ____ - ~ - ejm97 \ \ joris bellenger wrote: start quote.......................................................... ___ _\ \_ /__| Why I should keep the initials ___//_ of the author on a drawing I want to use. [snip] _ _/ \_ Oooops... __________/__/ / / / ____ \ ___/ _/ \ \ ___\____ _| \_\__ /\ 7 / / / \_\/ ) \/ ___/_/ ( / 7 / \/ _________________________\/b'ger_______________ ........................................................end quote Clearly these initials are dangerous! Perhaps a law should be passed enforcing the use of proper labelling. _______________________ > CAUTION! < > < > Use of initials < > could cause < > serious injury < >_____________________< ________ |PRACTICE| | SAFE | |INITIAL-| |_LING!__| | | .^%--- | < \ STOP the misuse of initials! \/ > > > /\'^ ejm97 \ \ ____ ____ \PRA< >FE | |INI< '^ ow!/ /\_ ejm97\ See? Even when you know to watch, accidents can happen! ' ' ____ ____ ( FE | and into the fire | SA> ')(' \ | But fear I | I know it. < \| will be panned| < |_______________| < (@)______________) ejm97 ^^|\ ' ' To llizards (archery – fryingpan) To llizards (golf – poem) To llizards (running – yikes) ©ejm 1996-2000 PUBLISHED: 3 November 2015 FILED UNDER: ASCII-art