#2314 BIRD FLU (Mon, 2005 Oct 24)

       __      ,-/    FRET NOT MY DEAR, I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF
    ." \ `.   / (     CREATING A STOCKPILE OF EMERGENCY PORN     
   ( \\`\\_|_;   \    (IN CASE OF THE BIRD FLU)                  
    \\ _,' // ) ``)                                              
     `/ // /// ',/    BIRD FLU REDUCES YOUR ABILITY TO BEAT OFF  
     (// /_,'_,-'     BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CHOKE YOURSELF           
jrei  `'-'.l_l_