#2192 A BRILLIANT PLAN (Fri, 2005 Jun 24)

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OKAY I HAVE A BRILLIANT PLAN TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY       
WITH NO RISK OR CHANCE OF FAILURE BECAUSE IT'S SO CLEVERLY
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THINGS I'LL NEED (FIRST THINGS FIRST, MAKE A CHECKLIST):  
                                                          
[ ] PLANE TICKET TO SAN JOSE                              
                                                          
[ ] $5 FOR A WENDY'S CHILI                                
                                                          
[ ] SEVERED FINGER