#1726 SUPER SIZE (Mon, 2004 Mar 15)

/\     __     LIKE ALL GOOD LIBERALS I BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE SHOULDN'T 
  \ .-':::.    BE ALLOWED TO MAKE PERSONAL CHOICES ON THEIR OWN      
   \ :::::|\    THAT I DEEM ARE BAD FOR THEM SO I'M CALLING TO BAN   
  |,\:::'/  \    ALL SUPER SIZING IN FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS           
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       `-.     |     .-'';:::.    NO IT DIDN'T OCCUR TO ME THAT THEY 
          `-.-'     / ',''.;;;\    CAN JUST ORDER A SECOND FUCKING   
                   |  ','','.''|    ORDER OF WHATEVER IT IS THEY WANT
                   |\  ' ,',' /'     BECAUSE I'M A COMPLETE FUCKING  
                   `.`-.___.-;'       MORON                          
                     `--._.-'  AsH