#1256 CANCER RATES (Sun, 2002 Dec 1)

THIS JUST IN: EXPERTS SAY CANCER RATES ARE EXPECTED TO INCREASE IN
IRAQ BY A FACTOR OF ONE HUNDRED OVER THE NEXT TWO YEARS !!!!!!!   
                                                                  
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OH WAIT THAT'S SEPTEMBER                                          
                                                                  
HAPPY YOU'VE-BEEN-NUKED HOLIDAY OR WHATEVER THEN