#1226 BATTLECRUISER 4000 AD (Fri, 2002 Nov 1)

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                            /  \      __    MY NAME'S DEREK SMART AND  
.---.                  _   /   /   _.~  \   I'M A VERY IMPORTANT       
\    `.               / \ /   /.-~    __/   FIGURE IN THE COMPUTER GAME
 `\    \              |  |   |/    .-~ __   INDUSTRY !!!!!             
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    \    \            |  |   `  ' _______/  YOU WOULD BE FOOLISH TO    
     \    \           |  `        /         START AN ARGUMENT WITH ME  
 .--. \    \          |    `     /          BECAUSE I AM AMAZINGLY     
 \   `.\    \          \        /           WITTY AND CLEVER !!!!      
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    \   \     \           > ,-.-.           HURRRRRRR POSTING TO USENET
     \   `.    \         /  |  \ \          AND MAKING AN EVEN BIGGER  
      \    .    \       /___| O |O\     ,   ASS OUT OF MYSELF          
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