#1033 A MASTURBATOR (Mon, 2002 Apr 22)

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   ,XXf ~~~[XX]  ~~~XX        I FELL INTO A DITCH AND THESE      
  ,XXX <@> [XX]  <@>XXX,      GODDAMN WORKERS WHO WERE HANGING   
 ,XXXX_____[XX]_____XXXX,     OUT CAME OVER TO SEE WHAT THE NOISE
 XXXXXXXXXXX/~\XXXXXXXXXX     WAS ABOUT AND THERE I WAS WITHOUT  
XXXXXXXXXXX/   \XXXXXXXXX     MY PANTS IN A STRANGE LAND AGAIN   
XXXXXXXXXXX_____XXXXXXXXX     AND I'M THINKING WELL I BETTER     
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX     GET SOME KIND OF FREQUENT FLYER    
XXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXX     MILEAGE OUT OF THIS EXPERIENCE     
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 'XXXX_______________XXX      THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT AN AMERICAN
  'XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX       CITIZEN EVEN IF I AM A MASTURBATOR 
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