#984 PERL VS. PYTHON (Mon, 2002 Mar 4)

OKAY FOLKS AS PART OF THE REGULAR FARTS ROUNDTABLE WE'RE GOING    
TO HAVE A DEBATE BETWEEN THE MERITS OF PERL AND PYTHON            
                                                                  
TAKING THE SIDE OF PERL ADVOCACY IS JOHN Q. FUCKFACE (THE HOLLOW  
HEART ON TOP) AND THE VIEWPOINT OF THE PYTHON COMMUNITY WILL BE   
CHAMPIONED BY JOHNATHAN X. NUMBFUCK (THE BOTTOM SOLID HEART)      
                                                                  
EACH PROPONENT WILL HAVE A TWO MINUTE INTRODUCTION FOLLOWED BY    
A SERIES OF QUESTIONS SUBMITTED FROM A PANEL IN WHICH EACH WILL   
BE ALLOWED FIVE MINUTES TO ANSWER THE QUESTION PLUS AN OPTIONAL   
TWO MINUTE REBUTTAL IF THEY SO WISH AND QUESTIONING WILL ALTERNATE
BETWEEN EITHER ADVOCATE FINALLY THERE WILL BE A WRAPPING UP PHASE 
FOR TEN MINUTES EACH                                              
                                                                  
WE WILL NOW BEGIN WITH THE OPENING STATEMENTS                     
                                                                  
                                                                  
                                         I'M A PEDOPHILE          
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OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE YOU GEEK TOOLS ARE FUCKING USELESS