**Quotes On Life**  

  * If you want to organize anything, assume everybody is absolutely stupid. And assume yourself that you're stupid. - Bayard Austin  

  * It's not what you eat, but what's eating you.  

  * If you go out to fight for the truth, never wear your best pants. - An Enemy of the People  

  * Society is like stew.  
If you don't keep stirring it up,  
you get a thick layer of scum on top. - Edward Abbey  

  * The citizen just obeys the law, while the good person ask first if the law is just. - Aristotle's distinction between a citizen and a good person.  

  * They're so good at making soldiers, but they're not as good at making men.  

  * If you ask the wrong questions, you will always get the wrong answers.  

  * A clever person solves a problem, a wise person avoids it.  

  * In complete darkness, we are all the same.  
It is only our knowledge that separates us.  

  * If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?  

  * Am I so sane that it blows your mind? - Kramer, from Seinfeld  

  * If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I have the guts to betray my country.  

  * It's not for mortals like us to tamper with nature. - Batman  

  * Just because we're not immortal doesn't mean we're not eternal. - Ashleigh Brilliant  

  * Celibacy is not heriditary. - Murphy's Law  

  * Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Sandra Carey  

  * Smart is when you believe only half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which half to believe. - Orben's Current Comedy  

  * People are like stained glass windows. They glow and sparkle when it's sunny and bright; but when the sun goes down, their true beauty is revealed only if there is light from within.  

  * Character is what you know you are, not what others think you are. - Marvin Collins and Civia Tamark  

  * I'm glad I did it. Partly because it was well worth it, but chiefly because I shall never ever have to do it again. - Mark Twain  

  * If you have a choice between real evil and hypthetical evil, always take the hypothetical one.  

  * Even worse than raining cats and dogs is hailing taxis.  

  * If you cheat on a diet, you gain in the end.  

  * A bird in hand is messy.  

  * I hope you're on top of your days rather than your days being on top of you.  

  * Traveling isn't a reward of working. It's homework for living.  

  * When everyone is thinking alike, no one is thinking very much.  

  * May I have some consecrated lye?  
You mean concentrated lye.  
It does nutmeg any difference. That's what I camphor. What does it sulfur?  
Thirty-five scents. I never cinnamon with so much wit.  
Oh, ammonia novice. Thank you. That's the condiment.  

  * I tremble for my species when I reflect that God is just. - Thomas Jefferson  

  * Mercy is not weak; it's the expression of ultimate strength. - Jill Smith