**Insurance Quotes**  
taken from a Toronto Newspaper  

  * Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I do not have.  

  * The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.  

  * I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my hand through it.  

  * The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.  

  * I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embarkment.  

  * I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident.  

  * I was on my way to the doctor with read end trouble when my universal joint gave way.  

  * I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found I had a fractured skull.  

  * The telephone pole was approaching, I was attempting to swerve out of the way when it struck my front end.  

  * The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran him over.