**You Might Be A Generation X'er If...** * you owned a *real* Rubik's cube. * you wore anything Izod, especially those windbreakers that folded up into a pouch you could wear around your waist. * you owned a Jordache pockey book (or several of them), or you remember when Jordache jeans were cool. * in your fifth grade class picture, you're wearing an Izod shirt with the collar up. * you were afraid of the Sleestaks on Land of the Lost. * you know, by heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song. * you remember when MTV didn't exist. Alternatively you remember when the M stood for Music, not Mundane. * "Alternative" music actually was...and not popular Top 40 tunes. * You were a "wanna be". Madonna, Duran Duran, Michael Jackson, Cyndi Lauper, Boy George, etc. * the Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories. * you remember the first time "Space: Above and Beyond" aired - it was called "Battlestar Galactica". * you ever rang someone's doorbell and said "Landshark". * four words: "Atari" "Commodore" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar? * you remember the days that hooking your computer into your television wasn't an expensive option that required gadgets - it was the ONLY WAY to use your computer! * "Where's the beef?" * you know how to use a rotary phone. * Max Headroom was cool. * you know how (or wanted to be able) to Moonwalk! * Leg warmers and headbands ala Pat Benatar once looked really cool to you. * Jelly bracelets & shoes! * Your hair defied gravity. * You are still baffled by the "day glo" clothing trend.